The Super-Villain of Funny Farm

 

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Another day, another astonishing fact comes to light on the Funny Farm. Except that is not just another day - it is April Fools Day! Funny Farm fellows - you know your Marvel or Indrajal comics well and are up on all those Super-Heroes and Super-Villains. You also know the Funny Farm Super-Heroes.  Not from the ranks of the Goats or the Geese, just in case you had any doubts. These malcontents can be mere garden(baagh)-variety goons, not the masterminds, these darlings of the malevolent media spreading the usual malarkey.  

But someone has schemed and plotted cunningly and laid a diabolical trap. Orchestrated human misery of the huddled masses on a grand scale on Funny Farm.  And succeed in dragging the shining aura of the Super-Heroes in mud, dimming their halo with the one master-stroke. Who is this mysterious, sinister man in the shadows, the Super-Villain?

Investigative denizens have delved deep in the abyss.  The whole world has been turned upside down with the buzz that a new Super-Villain is on the rise on the Funny Farm. We just didn't know until now. But some of us suspected.  And now our Funny Farm's secret is being whispered on different farms - all of which remain exceptionally well fertilized.

By one singular act - leaping over that mountain, haanjee, the dreaded, haan JEE, the EyeEyeTee folks established that they were creatures with big, bulging... craniums! Not surprising, all were fooled into believing that those stupendous craniums were being put to good use only. That these EyeEyeTee Super-Heroes emerge daily (from their mini-fortresses and from their automobiles), spring into action, right the wrongs, shuffle stacks of spreasheets, quietly conquer codes, bravely bridge troubled waters, etc. on many farms, forums and firms around the globe. Dedicated to the Service of the Nation, the crème de la crème, yeah!

Think about it - is this real life or is it a fantasy?  Doesn't make sense that EyeEyeTee crowd is a group of good guys only!  After all, the most evil characters known are all extremely smart people. Dr. No from SPECTRE who famously stated "The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be."  Dr. Hannibal Lecter, with a preference for fava beans with chianti with assorted human body parts. Several evil professors from EyeEyeTee daze come to mind although time has diminished the imapct of the trauma. But the nightmares still remain... Then there is Professor Moriarty - a professor, a brilliant mathematician, described as the Napoleon of Crime.  Yet, we never heard of a single Super-Villain from this supersmart EyeEyeTee crowd - supposed to be smarter than the cheapest smartphones.  How can that be?

This level of villainy can only come from someone who has planted their flag on top of that BS mountain! Now this Super-Villain emerges - ta-daaa - Mr. KayJeePeeWal. The puppet-master is revealed.  The brilliant mastermind behind the logistics nightmare of the masses and the creator of the PR disaster for the Super-Heroes of the Funny Farm.  I will spare you the details - you know that chapter and verse. Just bow to the sheer brilliance of this evil who is emerging as the uber-Villain.

Folks, he is one of us! To the oldest EyeEyeTee goes the honor and the privilege for facilitating the rise of Aapka first true Super-Villain of the Funny Farm.

 

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