InDiya We Trust

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Bom Dia!  The Funny Farm folks are feeling feisty these days.

These are not just normal days. Folks on every other farm in the world are witnessing the miracle on FF.  The cognoscenti among them are busily making homage videos about the efficacy of FF crisis management. Singing ballads in social media posts, tipping their fedoras. Genuflecting! Shouting "Olé!"  Except for these few malcontents on the FF, those doubting Thomases. The heinous haters, despicable debasers, the odious oddballs. Questioning reported statistics.  Tsk tsk.

These misguided misanthropes in their malaprop-ridden malarkey and mud-slinging fail to understand that FF goes back multitudinous millennia.  Only the true among the FF realize that FF folks are puffing on charminar, the (four-pillar) framework laid out by none other than Cha-Cha-Chanakya! That first ecownomist that the world has ever known.  Some rumors are going around that the McConsultants was started originally by Chanakya. 

You, there, shaking your head - have you ever read the Arthashastra! The very foundation of peace and prosperity of every modern farm? Today, though, let us talk about the other contribution to the FF prosperity from this ancient consultant, guru of crisis-management, the Nitishashtra.

First, there was Saam. Not some. Not the same. Nor your Uncle Sam. Saam. A couple of media blitzes for the good denizens - all denizens on FF.  Clarity of message, delivered like good claret from Bordeaux, for the bored does. For Cows. For Goats. Even the Geese and other geezers. It is all for your own good. Bang those thalis. Light these diyas. But the haters persist and mock our ancient traditions.  They do not understand that vedic medicine has proved superior time and again. Use unconventional means like high-frequency vibration to destroy the Big Bad Bug. Nein, Nein, turn off that lightbulb and blind the BBB into extinction with the diya.  And to those who were talking about system instabilities and singularities, hah!

Then, there was Daam. Hot Damn! Intrepid ecownomist pored through Arthashastra and decided to sprinkle 20 billion lotas full of fertilizer on the FF. But then haters point out that the other Farm has two trillion crocks being spread. You fools! The other farms are about to learn that they are doomed. FF will survive and thrive. Trust me on this niti.  Jugaad über alles.

The most unique aspect of the framework and being admired by all farms is the Danda. And multiple videos of application is Dandaa are floating around, gleefully forwarded by other FF folks. No other farm can claim to have done so much by so few in such a short time. This niti does not need any more elaboration here.

The last puff of this charminar is Bheda. Not Veda - not, the ancient texts. Not vada's.This Bheda is where the war is truly won - the social media texts, videos, etc. For example, there is this sinister cabal led by billionaires, the ungodly heathen leftists and other mad scientist, funded by none other than evil super-genius who has successfully unleashed abominable bloatware on everyone's computers. Watch out! Distractions, abstractions, retractions by the unfaithful and the un-patriotic. 

Hey all, the FF statistics are nothing short of a miracle because, you see, BBB is turning tail and crying uncle when confronted with hot weather. Aided by a blast of hotter-air from billions of smartphones. You need only look at the top part of your left arm - immunity is branded into you since early childhood. Still not convinced? Your skepticism is based on the fact that you are a sorry excuse for FF resident.

Yeh kya kha ke Cheenee ladenge hamse, 
Jab desh ka bachcha bachcha cheenee kha raha hai.

And folks, Tamso Ma Jyoitirgamay.

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