Wednesday, February 18, 2026

This Tapestry

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(Inspired by a quote circulating in unsocial media, shared recently by a friend. ๐Ÿ™ 
Nothing is coincidence. Every soul you meet is written in your destiny to teach you, to heal you, or to love you. Nothing and no one arrives by accident. Even the heartbreaks come with hidden lessons wrapped in pain. Some souls are just passing through, meant only to spark the next version of you. Others stay, gently unfolding parts of you that you didn't know existed. In the grand tapestry of life, every thread every soul is part of your becoming.)

With colorful yarns, both fine & coarse,
Knit long ago, theirs and yours.
The knots, frays, kinks, for all to see,
Unique, each one, our great Tapestry.

No meeting accidental in this fateful dance,
Tears, heartaches, breakups, romance.
Every soul ever who crossed our path, 
Cosmic design with esoteric math.

Nothing occurs, no happenstance,
No thoughts collide, no random chance,
Every single interaction, gentle or wild,
Etched in stars before we ever smiled.

Some souls arrive as mirrors, foggy, unclear,
Reflect our own selves that we might fear.
Remind us who we’ve been, who we are,
Soothing, burning fresh wounds, old scars.

Sunrises, sunsets, fleeting, brief,
Lengthy shadows, ease our grief.
Brush against us long enough to show
Our inner selves re-lit, again aglow.

No heart is broken without a cause,
No tears shed outside these laws.
Each sleepless night we endure,
Wisdom unwrapped, obvious or obscure.

In life’s great loom, colors & colorless,
Every thread is placed with warm caress.
Never tattered, unraveled, or undone,
Path pre-destined, intertwined, before it had begun.


Sunday, February 15, 2026

Ballentine Shallentine!

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Mrs. Yours Truly (YT) didn't take kindly to any...

Balle Balle Ballentine’s Day

(posted 14 Feb 2026)

Oh joy! Is it that time of the year... again?
Sneezing non-stop with love shuv, like airborne pollen.
Roses are still quite red, my wallet sings da blues,
Chocolate & "whine", the vague whiff of romance, deja vu.

Dare I ask, the all-wise, Mrs. Yours Truly,
"Hey, what's with this Stupid Cupid, he's never dressed fully?"
She gives me The Look, with her pretty, fiery eyes.
"What are you up to now?" Her suspicions on the rise.

Maybe it’s just those flowers that I didn’t buy last year,
Or the fact I forgot again, she can just sense my fear.
She says "Oh honey! You know I really don’t want anything."
Yeah, sure, sure. I hear that canned response, on cue, every spring.
“Really! No gifts, no fuss, no big romance.”
But oh, then follow the pitying sighs! I feel her "You fool!" glance.

That Dinky (Rinki Sharma's hubby), a traitor to our noble cause.
His Ballentine Day shenanigans are legendary, giving all men pause!
I’m here, pondering how to dodge the "No Gifts" marital trap,
He has candles & balloons, and all that lovey dovey crap.
Is he onto something, this despicable, deplorable chap?
While I was just considering the next refreshing nap?

Ah well, I guess 'tis better to just play along,
Pretend I’m a lovebird, start singing a lovesong!
But deep down, isn't today, a Hallmark marketing clichรฉ?
A Balle Balle Ballentine to all, hope you all have a lovely day.


The B-Day  

(Or, oops, I forgot again, my sweetie, but I have a very good excuse!) 
Posted 14 Feb 2025)

Forget this Ballentine shallentine, chocolates, or cheer,  
This day’s not for love, it’s sacrifice, sweetheart, dear!  
Gau Diwas! Not roses, no sweet serenades,  
Just a firm moral cudgel that never degrades.  

Why share affection when one can share spite?  
Why hold a hand when one can start a fight?  
fakebhakti’s armor. So righteous, so strong,  
With it, dear comrades, one can never go wrong.  

Love shove is phoren, a western charade,  
Let’s trade in romance for a shouting parade!  
There is no need for kindness, for joy, or other reason,  
Just one more excuse for the outrage season.  

So wield your sacrifice like the unraveling moral thread. 
And let’s all acknowledge that irony is dead.
For nothing says kulcha, tradition, or grace,  
Like screaming at couples in a public place.

Stupid Cupid

(posted 14 Feb 2024)

"Ballentine shallentine
Are Western canards!
No chocolat, no flowers,
No dates, no cards!"

For the sake of our kulcha
Dear Fellows, take a bow.
Be brave! Tell your lady,
You can only hug... a cow.

Enjoy then, thy solitude,
On the guestroom bed.
Ponder life's little choices.
Sipping rosรฉ. It is red.

This St Valentine's day, 
If you do hug that Moo. 
You may share the feeling,
With Violets. They're... blue.

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Friday, February 13, 2026

Autumn Blooms & Foolish Old Boys

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Dear Auntie Autumn Blooms, with folded hands,
Us Foolish Old Boys, some from faraway lands.
(See? Still learning. Please don’t flee!)
We swear we’re better.* Not scary! See?

Fifty years ago? Whoops, oh mercy me!
We were walking red flags, footloose, fancy free.
Rude, crude, socially feral at best,
Swagger vastly exceeded our IQ, EQ of a pest.

Summer Blossoms had us bedazzled, we unraveled, undone.
Brains went offline, any manners on the run.
We flexed. We joked. We hyped. We overplayed.
We probably said things that should’ve stayed unsaid.

For the last few decades, more precisely, last five.
Mothers, daughters, sisters and wives.
Patiently reworking lumps of clay since they arrived,
Enriching our otherwise very misshapen lives.

Time has been very educational, oh how, ladies dear
We're still learning, though, a little worse for the wear.
When burping we do* say “Sorry” and “Oops,”
We sometimes... argue pointlessly in WhatsCrapp groups.

So please please please (we’ll say it thrice),
Come and play, dear Autumn Blooms, we'll be nice.
Guide us, chide us when we say dumb stuff,
Which, full disclosure, still happens enough...

We bring humility, even snacks, and lawn-chairs,
Good lighting, patience, humor and fewer stares.
No flirting (okay, maybe an occasional glance),
But strictly respectful, low-risk, lots of bromance.

Forgive the Foolish Boys that we used to be, 
The loudmouth fools, with their audacity.
Join the Foolish Old Boys who’ve finally learned*
That wisdom’s earned when bridges were burned.

With somewhat aching backs but very hopeful grins,
We ask once more (deep breath, chins in):
Autumn Blooms, please please come out and play, 
The Foolish Old Boys are house-trained*… today.

(* ...mostly)

Monday, February 9, 2026

Summer Blossoms & Foolish Boys

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(written for my batchmates at SXCRAN - with fading memories) 

Part 1: The Summer Blossoms

The summer rains had left the skies,
We swaggered in, we had arrived!
Heard those soft giggles nearby,
Hearts aflutter, startled eyes!

Those once in pigtails, in shapeless school dresses,
Had bloomed overnight, with curves and tresses.
A whiff of roses, in rainbow hues,
Perfumed, alluring, the nearer they drew.
Those studiously avoided glances, demure half-smiles,
Brightened our days for quite a while.

From chalk-dust and ink, to charm with grace,
The Blossoms lit up every dark space.
We remember well and we will,
That late summer when earth stood still.

Wild imaginations raged in the heat,
Scribbled, doodled  notes on blank sheets.
The saints and scholars, all lost their poise, 
The Summer Blossoms bedazzled us foolish boys.
Ah, SXC Ranchi, the whispers are still alive.
The crushes, those feels, the heartbreaks of ’75.

Part 2: Where Are The Foolish Boys

(The title was inspired by the reaction of a female friend/classmate to Summer Blossoms  ๐Ÿคฃ)

Where Are Those  Foolish Boys?

Where are those Foolish Boys today?
Tongue-tied, tripping on what they meant to say?
Who strutted in the hallways full of silly noise,
Stuttered at those smiles, ah yes, those boys!.

They practiced suave lines in the mirror’s glow,
But squeaked out greetings pitched far too low.
Legends in their daydreams, but trembling in real life,
A glance from a Summer Blossom cut sharper than knife.

Where are they now? Probably hunting for their specs,
Misplacing their keys, muttering, “Old age wrecks!”
Still claiming "I coulda impressed someone then,
If destiny hadn’t stuffed chalk dust in my pen."

Those titans of crushes, those poets of doom,
Who fainted inside at a whiff of perfume.
Who doodled big hearts, not focused on studies,
Rehearsing “Hi” endlessly like other chaddi buddies.

Beneath all the dramedy, something stays,
The warm ache of sunlight of faraway days.
Those Foolish Boys have grown into Foolish Old Boys,
Bewitched, besotted but with shiny trinkets & toys.

So where are they now? All right here, it appears,
Laughing at our old selves, blinking through tears.
Still grateful those Summer Blossoms had dazzled their eyes,
And left Foolish Boys forever bumbling, unwise.

Part 3: Where Are Those Summer Blossoms?

As expected, a few Foolish Old Boys (names withheld to protect them) have asked the question uppermost in their minds after reading Where Are Those Foolish Boys ๐Ÿคฃ

Where Are Those Summer Blossoms?

Summer Blossoms once strolled, sharp as cutlass,
Faces glowing, sashaying & swaying, still pure sass.
Their perfume alone could start a small riot,
Cool, calm, collected… well, except when they're on a diet.

Those Summer Blossoms? Now Auntie Autumn Blooms, seasoned and bold,
Accomplished career queens, business cards made of gold.
Moms who survived toddler dramas & teenage storms,
Grandmas even, still breaking hearts, in hourglass forms.

Batting lashes over bifocals, hair sparkling of silver,
Commanding attention, making all mankind quiver.
They sip drinks like empresses, unbothered, full grown,
Running companies, households, classrooms, ruling our hearts they still own.

The Autumn Blooms laugh freely, lighting every room ablaze,
Still our sirens, our muses, from our clueless, bumbling days.
They glow, they tease, they torment with practiced poise,
Forever Autumn Blooms Summer Blossoms, 
Queens of Hearts of us Foolish Old Boys.