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It got started with a posting in a WhatsApp group which is reproduced here with minor edits 😁😁😁

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Here is the latest situation analysis about Farmer xxx's Funny Farm (FF) math problem.

There is much unrest in the ranks about the food situation in light of the supposedly Class VII math question. It is a deep socio-economic quagmire in disguise.

The Cow-A-Bunga team is not happy.  They claim they have long heritage and cultural ties to the FF dating back to ancient Vedic days.   They have taken to social media in a few memes, postings and viral videos about their role in ousting the Pink Pigs ("All animals are created equals.  But Pigs are created more equal than others") which was not properly acknowledged by the replacement Brown Pigs.  Now in-charge, the Cow-A-Bungas are making sure that their legacy gets its due recognition.  Anything and anyone questioning this are anti-farm, anti-animal, anti-social rabble-rousing butt-heads and honking morons.  They feel that they must continue have the largest share of the green grass to shape the dream farm that was predicted in ancient Puranas.

Harvard Ecownomists, according to the Cow-A-Bungas, say that the "constant growth rate of the grass" assumed in the so-called "math problem" is a bad assumptions made by the haters.  According to their forecast they see phenomenal future Grass Domestic Product (GDP) numbers, FSFF is poised to become the SuperMegaHugeFarm, about to overtake all others in time. FF will be a net exporter of grass under the Blue Skies-Gentle Winds plan if the opposition doesn't get in the way.  And a permanent member of the Security Council.  Just watch us!

The opposition, GoGo's (Goat & Goose) Coalition, have their own take on the situation.

The Goats are of course, claiming they are GOATs (Greatest of All Times).  They keep their heads low and feel that they are the real victims here.  A section of the Goats also feels a bit more aligned with the Cow-A-Bunga's - being quadri-ped and grass is their main diet.  But current political reality on the FF have them working with the Geese.  The Geese are loudly honking demanding Anser Anser  (Google "Anser Anser" for some fun)!  They feel they are the most marginalized - they are birds, bipeds, and, grass is not the main ingredient of their diet.  So all are feeling quite disgusted with the all-grass food situation on FF.

Both are claiming that Cow-A-Bungas eat a disproportionate majority of the grass anyway and are producing a lot of climate changing flatulence thus destroying Mother Earth.

All GoGo's are united on one aspect.  Upon being asked to prove their ancestral claim to remaining on FSFF, the GoGo's are saying "Cow-gaz Nahin Dikhayenge".  Such a challenge "math question" is an existential threat to the GoGo's and they are reaching out to Cats, Dogs, Horses and other oppressed minorities.

After much deliberation, Farmer XXX may be considering just smoking all the grass and giving up on farming.

 

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