Sunday, March 15, 2020

The FreeDump of Screech
 
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The Funny Farm saga continues…

During the most recent upheaval in a teacup, several farm denizens lamented about the ripe aroma on the Funny Farm. Some posted mea-culpa’s and others, mea-no-culpa-you-a-culpa messages.

Some pondered and having gazed deeply at their navels, vowed to desist from increasing the Fertilizer (Flatulence?) to Fact ratio (the dreaded F2F ratio, FFS) on the Funny Farm. To them, Smooth Move, Ex-lax. Uff uff, huff puff, Let's all, reduce that F2F. Others do not think that anything special is necessary. Instead, follow a previous FLoTUS and Just Say No! if you don’t like something.  Hold your nose and dump your load!

After all, isn’t the Funny Farm all about free-for-all between the crรจme de la crรจme? Isn’t it a fact that the FF group was smarter than the average bear to begin with, and, with nearly 40 years of accumulated gyan, appears to be even thicker than the usual, garden (bagh?) variety crรจme de la crรจme? So many experts amongst us! With Virologists now as well besides high-caliber historians, juggernauts of jurisprudence, excellent ecommunists, eminent ecownomists, savvy stockpickers, etc. 

Forward your unchecked sources!  Snopes, sirree, Bob… beware of all the “fake” stuff floating on the WhatsCrapp, FarceBook and other InstaBabble! My opinions are facts and in fact, the only true and real facts that matter.  Bring your own facts, the alternative facts and other fractured factoids. Let’s stir the pot and bring it to a boil. 

And thus help the Funny Farm achieve the vision it was to meant to be - the FreeDump of Screech paradise that was envisioned by the sages. 

It was predicted by Michel Le Nostredame.
 
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