Call Me, Maybe!

(with due apologies to Ms Carly Rae Jepsen)

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Transcript of a purported recent phone call following a temple visit by Mr & Mrs RS, as forwarded to me in WhatsCrapp. (Not verified 😂)

The participants -

Mr. wunderkind British PM RS, Mrs. wunderkind A S-M &

BM (bhārat mummy) at the other end. (plus N, the Tech support)

BM Ah, Rishi beta? Hayllo! HANLLO!! yeh phone kām nahin kar rahā hai, jarā dekho ji, Narayan!! 

(muffled voice of Infosys tech support, Narayan)

NfromInfo āwāz nahin āa rahi kyā? pliz to disconnect kar ké phir sé call karé, May-dum!

NfromInfo Oh, yéh to udhar sé hi phone nahin uthāyā hai unhoné! tring tring ho rahā hai. shāyad abhi wo mandir me hi hai. wohan phone allowed nahin, May-dum

BM arré, kambakhta! kaisa bhakta hai tu? call lagāo ji zaldi, zaroori bāat karni hai!

CLICK! 

NfromInfo May-dum, yéh lo, call lag gayā

BM chal bhāg, nālāyak, hamé hi sikshā détā hai phone kaisé karnā chāhiyé

(Narayan beats a hasty retreat.)

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM méré bété! All of us, we are so so so bursting with...proud of you! Mmm... pooch (kissing noises)

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM waisé ék bāt hai karni, téré pās desi kapdé nahin hai? pant shirt pahan ké mandir chalé gayé! log kyā kahéngé?

RS hān, Mummy ji!

A S-M mainé to Mummy inhé manā kiyā thā! itnā samjhāyā. méri bāat sunté hi nahin hain!

BM arré, béti, koi baāt nahin. vilāyat mé dhang ké kapdé nahin milté hongé. ingland umreekā mé sirf zucchini bikini wagerah milti hogi

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM Akshu, bétā. jara unka measurement shezurement bhéj dénā. yéhān sé silwā kar bhijwā dungi! parfect fit kapdé banātā hai apnā Usman bhāi darzi. agli baār, proper dress wess péhénnā, sarkār.

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM tum bacché log samajhté nahin. Izzat kā sawāl hai, bétā. dekho to, Sharma ji né to muh pé to kuchh nahin kahā but Sharmā auntie né apné béti damād ki foto dikhāyi, New Jersey ké BAPS mandir mé gayé thé. sāré log dhoti & sari pehan kar gayé thé... waisé bhi wo dono bacché dakter hai aur pariwaār aur samāj ki maryādā rakhté hain. PM naukari to aāj hai, kal nahin (sniff sniff)...

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM haānji, lékin wo, that sāshtāngā dandawat_ was too good. Just too good. parfect! roz to Akshatdhaām mé dandawat practice karté thé, āaz Akshardhaām mé kiyā! waāh waaāh!!

RS hān, Mummy ji!

BM bété, yéh mil-let wil-let khā ké luz moshun to nahin huā nā?

(call disconnected... "The number you are trying to reach...")

BM arré, Narayan, yé phir phone cut gayā, kambakhta...

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