Two short poems for the Unsocial Media 

(posted at various times in 2022 in WhatsCrapp groups)

Hats off, Mr Itchy Thumbs

© 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

(Dedicated to the jousting knights who wake up every morning with a mission... "Today is the day I should pick fights with strangers on the Unsocial Media")

Retort!

Recycle!

Reuse!

Repost!

React!

Rebut!

Repeat!

Report!

Resent!

Resend!

Recent!

Revolt!

Forward!

Reverse!

Touché!

Riposte!

© 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

 

And to the companion of Mr Itchy Thumbs

Thumbs Up, Mr Tinfoil Hat

 

© 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

 

(Thanks for those breathless forwards, I can never tell if they are serious or not)

Illuminati!

Porous border!

Soros funding

New World Order!

Rothschild!

Billy Gates!

Devil found his

Faustian mates!

Chemtrails!

Buttery males!

Moon landing?

Made-up tales!

JFK and

Lincoln shot.

Pizzagate!

Clintons rot.

Loch Ness,

UFO.

Deep state?

unkills know!

5G?

Mind control!

So near, RaGa?

The phoren mole. 

Covid Quacks. 

Google fax. 

Microchips

In the vax. 

What fresh horrors,

WhatsCrapp brings?

To puppets on

Hidden strings.

© 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

(inspired by We didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel)